What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I don't drink

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How do scientists behave?

Me : No

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Me : Thank you.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!